Viva Viagra

No, I don't use it, no need, but I love those ads on TV for those sex drugs, you know, the ones that have those warnings about possible four hour erections..lol. There are two ads that crack me up the most. Have any of you ever seen the one for Viagra, where they play the song "Viva Viagra", to the old Elvis tune, Viva Las Vegas. There is this good looking gentleman who looks like he's in his late 50's, gray haired, thin, and a lot better looking than most men his age. He's dancing with this young babe who looks like she could pass for his daughter and dancing to the above tune. Elvis, if you are still alive, we now have the drug for you...lol. The commercial makes me laugh every time I see it.

The other is an ad for another drug that warns that it should not be taken by women. Why would they need something for an erection? The next warning cracks me up the most. Should not be taken if you are pregnant. Take heed all you men...lol. Then comes the warning from both ads about getting medical help if you experience a four hour erection. Women take heed...lol. I figure it this way, if the "thing" doesn't go down, put it to good use. Once the gal is all sore, worn out, passed out and one is still all revved up and no place to go, I have some great ideas. Why lay there and watch the clock, knowing how embarrassing it will be to have to go to the emergency room and have all the nurses laughing about you when you are in one of those waiting areas. I know all about the nurse thing, as when I was in the hospital two years ago for other reasons. I had some procedures done, not relating anything to this, but I quickly became known as the "hairy one". I had half a pound of tape on my privates (twice) from two separate stent catheterizations and hearth monitor things taped all over my chest, torn off, redone and torn off many times over. My point here is how the nurses get to know their patients quickly and I'm sure they had a good time with me behind the scene and certainly have a lot of fun with the four hour erection thing when those guys show up. "We got another one."....lol. What the heck do they do for that problem anyway?....lol.

Anyway, why waste a good erection. Get out of bed and grab yourself a shower and you now have a nice place to hang the washcloth while shampooing your hair. After the shower and dry off, you now have a place to hang a towel while you dry your hair, brushing your teeth, whatever....lol. If you are going to end up going to the emergency, you might as well be clean.

The guffaw is when the ads say to visit your doctor and make sure it is safe for you to have sex. What a way to "go", huh? Why not die with a smile on your face?...lol.

Okay, this is all in fun and in as a layman (no pun intended), the makers of these drugs must protect themselves from lawsuits and must give warnings no matter how rediculous they may sound. These are just my reactions to the ads and thought it would be fun to share.

So for all you women, don't take these drugs, especially if you are taking "nitrates for chest pains"....lol. It may cause an unsafe drop in blood pressure........